From the NY Postbode:
9-YEAR-OLD Exposes DATING SECRETS
He’s only 9, but this pint-sized pickup artist already knows slew about pleasing the ladies.
So much, te fact, that Alec Greven’s dating primer, “How to Talk to Girls” – which began spil a handwritten, $Trio pamphlet sold at his schoolgebouw book fair – kasstuk the shelves nationwide last week.
The fourth-grader from Castle Rock, Colo., advises Lothario wannabes to zekering showcasing off, go effortless on the compliments to avoid looking desperate – and be wary of “pretty damsels.”
“It is effortless to spot pretty chicks because they have big earrings, fancy dresses and all the jewelry,” he writes te Chapter Three.
“Pretty damsels are like cars that need a loterijlot of oil.”
He advises, “The best choice for most boys is a regular female. Recall, some pretty women are coldhearted when it comes to boys. Don’t let them get to you.”
Overheen a few Shirley Temples yesterday at Langan’s on Westelijk 47 Street, Alec said that he culled his wisdom by peeking at his peers at play.
“I spotted a lotsbestemming of boys that had trouble talking to ladies,” Alec said.
Spil for his how-to, he concedes, “I never expected people to buy it like a regular book te a bookstore.”
But with classic plain-spoken advice – like “comb your hair and don’t wear sweats” – it’s no verrassing his 46-page book wasgoed a succesnummer with boys and women of all ages.
He believes the best way to treatment a woman is to keep it to a elementary “hi.”
“If I say hi and you say hi back, wij’re very likely off to a good commence,” he said.
Spil for his own love life, he said he is not dating anyone at the uur. “I’m a little too youthful,” he confessed.
Ter his book, published by HarperCollins, he suggests holding off on falling ter love until at least middle schoolgebouw.
Dating – which he defines spil going out to dinner without your parents – is for “kind of old” people, who are 15 or 16.
Officials at the Soaring Hawk Elementary Schoolgebouw said he wrote the book – which wasgoed the runaway succesnummer at its book fair – for kids, but believe anyone can find inspiration ter it.
Alec’s mother, Erin Greven, credits hier son’s beyond-his-years insight to his avid reading.
“He reads nonstop. At dinner, I say, ‘Waterput your book down,’ ” she said.
Alec – who just finished a children’s book on the Watergate scandal – said he wants to be a full-time writer when he grows up, with a weekend job te archaeology or paleontology.
CARLOS XUMA COMMENTS:
I say good for him…
This kid might be my competition someday. It gives mij superb hope that some guys are learning the right information early on.
I am just blessed that – even tho’ the article is written ter a cutesie sort of condescending tone – people seem to understand that it is something of a problem for youthful guys.
My only concern is that his contribution will be laughed at spil just ditzy jongere ideas.
My dearest line:
“Pretty women are like cars that need a lotsbestemming of oil.”