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The Internet is still male-dominated, (not much longer) and this time, that's to your advantage! Certain facts about men and women are not going to change, and that most men will look first for a pretty face, is one of them. So, if you are looking for a man who is interested in YOU...your mind, heart and spirit, in addition to your gorgeous mug, then your ad must be crafted to attract the type of man you seek.
Take a Break and Have a Laugh at Mens Expense!
Things Never to Say to a Man with a Small Penis
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HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step, with slide presentation.
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion..
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR.
Fteen models F Pictures and explanatory graphics.
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK?
Examples on Video.
LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
Help line support and support groups.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE
INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
TOPIC 8 HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape.
TOPIC 9 REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testimonials.
TOPIC 10 IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH OTHERS.
Online classes and role playing.
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER
IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so
that they can be easily found.
Slogans and Mottos a Woman can Live By!Behind every successful woman is herself
Oh my god, I think I'm becoming the man I wanted to marry!
Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels
A woman is like a tea bag...you don't know how strong she is until you put her in hot water
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career
So many men, so few who can afford me
Coffee, chocolate, men ... some things are just better rich
Don't treat me any differently than you would the queen
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it
Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time
Do not start with me. You will not win
All stressed out, PMSed, and no one to choke!
I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
And last but not least:
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!
Snappy female comebacks to Guy's cheesy pick ups lines
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